When visiting most Indiana Haunted Houses, you will encounter your fair share of evil clowns.
It’s kind of a necessary evil we pro haunters use to feed on one of the biggest fears people have.
But, what most Indiana haunted houses won’t tell you is that clowns are fantastic people to date and possibly have relationships with…
…don’t believe us? We figured you wouldn’t…
That is why on behalf of all Indiana haunted houses, we have decided to compile a list of the top 9 reasons you should think about dating clowns.
Indiana Haunted Houses Presents:
The Top 9 Reasons To Date A Clown
1. Great Sense of Humor
Everyone loves to date someone with a great sense of humor. Obviously clowns have got this mastered on a pretty elite level…
2. Great With Kids
Clowns absolutely LOVE children. And who doesn’t love a happy clown???
3. They Have A Sweet Tooth
The last thing you want is to feel like the “fatty” in a relationship because you are the only one who eats sweets… Not to worry! Clowns absolutely LOVE sweets, so you will never have to finish that candy treat by yourself 🙂
4. Always Happy
Do you hate dating “debbie downers” who are always depressed and negative? When you date a clown they are always happy…you can tell by that innocent smile 😉
Tired of boring dates? It’s a solid fact that clowns are genuine entertainers…just check out this video below if you don’t believe me. Clowns always play the best pranks on people…
6. They Like to Party
Have you seen a clown amongst the crowd of Indiana Haunted Houses parties? These guys and girls are the life of any party. Hope you are okay with having all of the eyes on you and your hot clown date 😉
7. They Experiment With Hair Color
Do you take your hair style seriously? So do clowns. In fact they experiment with every color you can think of. Gone are the days of dating someone with boring taste in hair color.
8. They Make Adorable Families
You can’t really look at this pic below and say clowns don’t make adorable families…
9. They Have Great Style
Clowns practically wrote the book on standing out with style so you never have to go out in public and be embarrassed about being with someone who lacks true style or “swagger”… I mean just look at those pinstripes below…
So there you have it – Indiana Haunted Houses top 9 list of reasons why you should date a clown.
We are almost 100% positive that after going through that list, you are probably looking on your Facebook right now trying to hook yourself up with one of these heart throbs 😉
If you still hate clowns, we have a solution for that as well…
We created a FREE Haunted Attraction Survival Guide that will give you a million dollar tip for dealing with clowns in Indiana Haunted Houses. So if you have a fear of clowns you should really grab a free copy of this guide…
Even if you don’t hate them, this guide is packed with the do’s and don’ts of how to get the most from your haunted attraction experience.
Be sure to grab your copy TODAY!
Scare you soon >:)
House of Trepidation Crew